Dreams

So I've mentioned on youtube my issue with anxiety. I won't go into it right now, but pretty much the only side effect my anxiety medicine gives me is weird, intense dreams. Pretty cool side effect. But also very strange. I thought I'd share one particular dream I had recently because you seriously can't make this stuff up. So enjoy the strange story that happened in my brain! I will try to explain the things I actually understand.

I was in Los Angeles (which I really, really, really want to visit in real life!) and was hanging out with Trisha (I really don't know her, but I do watch her youtube videos. Here's her channel if you aren't familiar with her, if you are the rest of this will make sense: http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF2oW5-MO8dB6ul9WH9xi0A ) I asked her where I should visit, and she surprised me and took me to this sex shop. We were looking around and this old man squeezed me and tried to take me away. I kept screaming for help, but no one helped. Then Trish finally led me out of the store and started screaming at me that he was the owner of the store and he only invited certain people to come to the store so I was being so rude. She was so angry that she was never going to be able to shop there again and then told me that was her husband. I was freaked out, so we separated.

Then I was left in L.A. alone with no idea where I was. I found these two girls and told them my story and they decided to help me. They took me to this car wash for people and we went through it and at the end was a pool where another youtuber, Brittani Louise Taylor (http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSUyajSl8NgS-6l0Wv8JaaQ ), was hosting this swimming competition so we started swimming and were pretty much in last place. I tried talking to Brittani, but she was busy talking to the camera.  I'm not really sure how this next part transitioned, but the next thing I know we were at a taping for a game show. We were in this back stage area where a dog tried to bite my toes and next to us Jenny McCarthy and Donald Trump were fighting about something.

We ended up going to the main taping area and I didn't have shoes, so I tweeted asking for someone to bring me shoes. This girl brought me shoes and told me they were so uncomfortable. I tried them on and they hurt so bad so I decided not to wear them. The game show was about people making inventions with strange objects. At my table, there were 3 people who I was friends with in elementary school and they were playing "Just Dance" for the Wii. (In real life I have been trying to find a cheap Wii to buy online to no avail and I love that game) There were only 3 controllers so I couldn't play. I went off to the side. I found a green pair of Old Navy flip flops that I put on and were much more comfortable. Then a woman with no shoes came by and I offered her the uncomfortable ones and she was so excited and hugged me.

Somehow it turned into a commercial with those 3 friends and I tripped into the scene spilling rice everywhere. I was trying to pick it up and the director was mad so he made us all sing to see who was the best. He didn't like anyone's voice, but I woke up right before it was my turn to sing.

So, as you can see, there is really no sense or reason to this dream, but it sure was interesting. And on a side note, I keep  having a problem with sleeping on my nose. I don't know how this happens, but I wake up with my face in my pillow and a sore, red nose. I have some sleeping issues!

What's the weirdest dream you've ever had?