So I try to have posts scheduled in advance so in the rare chance I don't have time one day to write one, there still will be one up. Well, I didn't have a working computer to use for the past week and not enough posts written and scheduled so I missed some days. AHHH. It was my intention to never do that. I don't think I have enough readers (if any HAH) so hopefully no one was bothered. (Also I was so sad the last week, for a variety of reasons I don't care to get into right now, I'm sure all my posts would have been depressing and/or complaining)
To make up for it, I will try to have lots of posts ready to go tonight in case this happens again. Cause wriring from an ipod or tablet just is never fun or really an option. AND I will finish this post by a glorious story about taco bell. I was SO hungry and have been craving taco bell for weeks. So today I decided to go. I will now describe in detail how that went.
I excitedly drove to taco bell, knowing for the first time in days, my taste buds would be happy. After the longest 8 minute drive of my life, I went to pull in the entrance when I noticed a man walking on the sidewalk right in front of where I needed to turn. Impatient and annoyed, I stopped, but he waved me to go, which made me happier than a person whose name wasn't selected to participate in the hunger games. The drive thru had quite a line, so I drove up to the end of it. A guy walking from the car place next to the restaurant walked through the line of cars. He motioned to me silently asking if he could go and I let him. He smile/smirked at me as he walked past and it was then I wondered how some people could be so cute and charming while I was so awkward. I tweeted that thought, as one has to tweet everything that comes to mind. I watched him walk to the sidewalk up to the door and he started kicking at ice that wasn't there. I quickly stopped staring at him so he wouldn't see I was. I may have been too late. I'll never know. I had bigger things to worry about.
I was impatiently waiting when I saw a board to the left advertising two new freezes. Distortion, a sour lemon like flavor, and a tropical punch flavor I can't recall the name of. It was then, my choices became harder to make. As I waited for my turn, I contemplated my choices wondering if it was just me or if they really did move the drive thru speaker. I pulled up and rolled down my window, happy it rolled down, because I hadn't thought before then about how cold it was and the possibility that it might be frozen. After an awkward "Hi, how are you" conversation with the mystery girl behind the speaker, I ordered 2 beefy five layer burritos= my go to. Usually I only eat one, but today was a celebration. I then made the very impromptu decision to get a distortion freeze. Yes, it's 7 degrees. But I had to try. And it was the best choice. But more on that later. PLUS it was happier hour, so my freeze was only $1 and there is no reason to say no to a $1 freeze. Ever. I paid my $4.83 and excitedly drove to the nearest empty parking lot to eat in peace.
I found a spot, instagramed my food (cause that's what we do), and started eating. Boy, was it fun. The distortion freeze was so delicious. Much better than the baja blast, which I usually get. It was almost like mountain dew and a slushie in one. And that combo can't be bad. I then made sweet mouth love to my burritos, enjoying every bite. I started to become embarrassed because if anyone saw me they surely would have been uncomfortable and/or disturbed. I enjoyed it probably too much. But I didn't let it stop me. I ate everything. Then hurried home to use the bathroom, because come on, Mexican food does that to a person. But that is NO deterrent. Not one bit.
I later wondered what the 5th layer is. Meat, nacho cheese, sour cream, refried beans, and WHAT? Mildly alarmed I don't know what I ate, I would do it again in a heartbeat. And I plan to. Frequently. So if anyone wants to send me taco bell gift cards, I will be eternally grateful. Taco Bell is really where it's at. Mmmmm.
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